Bugs on the Lettuce.

Bugs on a head of lettuce.

Third World solution: Be grateful for fresh greens! Wash bugs off (or pick bugs off if there's water rationing.) Savour every mouthful.


Second World solution: Post a picture to Facebook to get some sympathy. Wash lettuce three times and gingerly eat half of it.
First World solution: Drive to store and complain until they refund your money. Stop for drive-through lunch on the way back. Throw the lettuce in the trash.

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